I Am Santo

Fiction, poetry, music and mindscape pictures by creative artist Jason Santo

Choke choke cough
Rip this fucking roof off.
Take it like the Grand Moff
Who’s barkin’
Orders to destroy and remarkin’
How Alderaan
Was like the Taliban
Rooting in Afghanistan.
Hiding in caves
Making big waves
Overseas dancing in raves,
But goddamn the party
The arty
Get hearty.
And they dance, bitches
Like Pedro’s hall of fame pitches
Leaving crowds in stitches.
Oh you think this is funny?
This dimestore honey?
It’s all spent money.
Because fuck it,
This dumped bucket
Is an oyster, so shuck it.
And be aware
That a lingering stare
Is the creepy ass glare
That she don’t want.
Your desires haunt
Like that restaurant
Dish never ordered!
Hope drawn and quartered
Your libido gravely unsupported!
So sink
Under spilled ink
And let everyone think
That your life is unwed glory
The big winner’s story
Beliefs gone hoary.
Pull my finger,
You’ll get a ringer
Pulled out the bee stinger
And lapped up some venom.
Those rules, you bent ‘em.
Wearin’ cheap-ass denim
On Sundays
Remember it’s the Lord’s daze
Run through verses like rats in a maze
In grace
How sweet the race
You run like bow-tied lace.
Get sprayed with mace mint
Halitosis thoughts tint
A lazy, sidesaddle mind
Now time to unwind
Thinkin’ ’bout Taylor Swift’s behind.
You feel me.
You know you heal me.
C’mon and seal me
In a bank vault
It ain’t my fault
My faith’s in mid-somersault!
And I’m off.
Like a pig in a trough.
Choke choke cough.
Choke choke cough.


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Can I get a witness?
This business
This lack of fitness
Society’s winless
Fat of the land
Buying name brand
Feeling it’s grand
Worshiping the bland
Celebrity bandwagon
Promoting label braggin’
Fighting age saggin’
Stretchmarks get tongues waggin’
Come on, it’s on
Turn off, go blonde
Hang loose, tan bronze
Booksmarts are gone!
Vanished like Casper
Jibbering like Jasper
Inbred cousin purse snatcher
Nancy Grace lovin’ bastard.
I ask her
About character
About what factor
Makes her matter
Because shit,
Show a tit
And a nitwit
Throws a fit
But engage
With caustic rage
And the turned page
Is sage.
Forgive and forget
Leave the inept adept
Climb walls made wet
From the spit of suspect
Did I mention?
This clumsy contention
That your errant attention
Is alerted
And diverted
When pleasure inverted
Isn’t called perverted
But the act of love
Blessed from above
What we dream of
Cover eyes with a glove
This book forbids
So close eyelids
Or use leaves from figs
To hide your disgrace
But don’t erase
Those prizes of faith
Loaded just in case
With lead teeth ready to bite
With the urge to itch scratch fight
With the dark let there be light
Such in site.
Such insight.


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